Movie Title: Teeth
Category: Horror
Director: Mitchell Lichtenstein
Cast: Jess Weixler , John Hensley , Josh Pais , Hale Appleman
Premiere date: April 3, 2008
Important Facts: Hopefully none of the facts in this movie are real!
Where viewed: Via Netflix
Date watched: December 2009
Description: High school student Dawn works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group's most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brad's increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth.
Critique: So I’m sitting in my house, cycling through movies while snowed in and bump into the movie called “TEETH”. The summary says something about her “VAG” having teeth which is sort of scary to me so I flip to something else. However, the curiosity just kept me wondering so I said, “Hey, why not”! To my surprise, it really did have teeth and the way that these dudes was coming up short (literally) was painfully funny because their faces spoke a TRILLION words!
I’m going to recommend this movie to all guys as it was rather entertaining how she went about it. While being a scary movie in the sense that nobody wants their member shanked, it holds a certain value that one has to experience for themselves.
Rating: I give this movie 4 WOWS, for the 4 dis-membered victims!
~ Kellz, Studio Engineer
thats my movie! we all might need teeth in our chochas
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